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"You have 50 repos but 48 of them are just forks of 'awesome-javascript' that you've never looked at. Your most active repo is a 'Hello World' from 2019 that you somehow managed to get merge conflicts on. You call yourself a 'full stack developer' because you once installed a WordPress plugin."
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